if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
my friend just posted this on his fb i’m crying
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
giggling so much this is so accurate why couldn’t I be a man??!!
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
i think this is my favorite post of all time
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
What if when you die, you wake up as an alien and your alien friend comes up to you and says “dude you’ve been tripping balls for like 5 minutes”